Mortal End

Yes I made another dull poster thingy.
Vampire Hiddles, I just had to.
Based off a dream I had.

I dreamt that my great aunt, who lives in a secure complex called up and told me that I needed to come pack up her things because she couldn’t stay in a place where ‘those things’ were. So I rushed over only to find that she was gone and had packed in a hurry. As I began packing up her things, Tom Hiddleston came walking out of the main room. When I asked him what he was doing in my aunt’s house, he told me he was the caretaker of the complex and he was worried about her, not having seen her all day.
Anyway, he offered to help me pack up and take the things to my great aunt's daughter’s house and when we came back, he suggested we have coffee at his place. Being a complete innocent I went with him and as he was making coffee (no really) I saw a plague on the wall, staring all the plays and productions he had been in. Except the first one listed on the list was the original 'Henry V' in 1599 and 'The Tragedy of Macbeth' in 1611. He saw me looking at the date and when he saw that I realized what he was, he put the coffee down and walked up to me, telling me that I had seen too much. He then proceeded to bite me and turned me into a vampire, much to his dismay.
He was a good vampire, and I had just happened to stumble upon the truth and he needed to be assured that I would keep his secret by making me keep my own vampire secret. It was very smart. After a few years, I forgave him and we became lovers.
Weird, I know.